F.U.Q.
Frequently Unasked Questions
What follows are questions that have never much
been asked of me or not often.
Did you form the truce with some other people?
Yeah, a (perhaps mostly) black chick and an
hispanic dude (spanish surname, anyway, ah dunno
his ethnicity exactly) were the
main players on my end.
Were you and that black chick up to some "hanky panky"?
*LOL* Someone actually asked me this question. And another
person referred to her as my "other personality".
I personally thought this was rather humorous. Of all
questions!! Uhm, not really... maybe flirtatious
once or twice in our teens or something, but
nothing too exciting you silly goons.
Are you trying to take the credit away from people
who started the truce before your truce?
*LOL* No... I'm not. The truce started somehow
with Aqeela Sherrills and friends before mine.
I've gotten this accusation before. Was it one
truce or two truces or 10 truces... I don't know.
Personally, I was rather quiet about it from 1992
until like 2005... Soooo.. how could I be trying
to steal all the credit?
Will you tell us their names and/or locations to
verify your story?
No. I'm not going to bother them in that way.
They can come forth if they want to.
Why did you come forward?
Just to clear up some BS, really, not much more.
Tired of hearing some crazy hypothetical nonsense
sometimes.
Are you some kind of civil rights leader?
No, I have no qualifications in that regard. I only
give SUGGESTIONS and OPINIONS. Should I give
orders out like a leader (or fascist dictator),
please feel free to ignore them.
Now, I've been refering to myself as a "civil rights
hero boy" for lack of a better term.
What's your ethnicity?
Not French. I don't speak french. My last name
just sounds french. I don't like wine just because
my last name sounds french. Quite honestly, french
sounds perverse or something to non-french speaking
ears. If you start speaking to me in french,
expect to get cussed out. I cussed out like 7
Yale hockey players at once cuz one talked to me
in french (He was from French Canadia, though, whatever
kind of excuse that is).
When they particularly say "What are your
openings" instead of "What are your hours"... it's
just fucking offensive and they should learn some
manners or get cussed out american style.
In actuality, I'm russian, ukrainian, tsech,
swede, german, middle eastern and some others.
I know I'm middle eastern because of this strange
bump on the back of my skull and I seem to get this
dang Meditarranean Familial Fever something horrible.
Are you part black?
Unknown. Could be part Ethiopian, I suppose. I look
strangely like them. Maybe that's why black chicks
hit on me frequently when I was younger... 6'1 blue
eyed whigger is what they see! I dunno.
Were the native latino chicano hispanic gangs involved in the truce?
I believe so, but I blacked out
I mean whited out
some of the memories for some strange reason.
Favorite rappers?
Oh, I dunno, Snoop, Dr Dre, Eminem, and Bones Thugs
N'Harmony. Whatever really. 2 Live Crew. Long live
tone loc.
Musical influences?
Enya, Pink Floyd, Satriani, Beethoven, Akon,
Dizzie Gillespie, Drum & Bugle Corps, random
blues, Tori Amos, Metallica, Slash,
the above mentioned rappers,
Destiny's Child and/or Beyonce and/or whoever
did write their music, John Williams, Aaron
Copland, Little Richard.
What instruments do you play?
Piano, trombone, baritone horn, tube, electric bass,
guitar, and whatever.
Any musical enemies like the rappers all have?
Oh yeah. Achille-Claude Debussy. I hate that crap.
It's worse that his crazy french name sounds like "De Pussy".
Ravel's cool though, for a french composer. In fact,
I'd like to challenge Claude Debussy to a fist fight
just to show him how I feel.
How do you feel about everyone else saying "I'm the king"
and trying to steel your crown (because you claimed to
be the king once when you were 15)?
Fine. Be that way. I'm the 6th element of hip hop then.
Please note that this is a joke, seeing as my
total number of completed hip hop songs written is
not many.
What about chicks and stuff?
I went through a good number of girlfriends in my
youth and decided at some point that I'd stay
single for a while. Particularly after an
ectopic pregnancy (pregnancy gone wrong, hospital
trip, all that garbage, let's not talk about it).
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